You Know You're in Amsterdam When:

Bike parking ramp. Yes. You read it right.

Sex show anyone?

 

 You know you're in Amsterdam when:

• You have near-death-experiences with bicycles every time you attempt to cross a street.

• There is more room to ride bikes than walk.

• You see an old man in a yellow speedo biking the streets at an incredible speed.

• Girls are dancing half naked in store-front windows.

• She-males are dancing half naked in store-front windows.

• You assume every girl with heavy eyeliner and implants is a hooker.

• You have to be concerned about falling into a canal when parking a car.

• You have to be concerned about falling into a canal while walking and taking pictures.

• Girls are peeing (pants down, butt out) in the bushes in the park.  

"High Times Coffee Shop" - Very subtle.

• There are at least 3 coffee shops on every block.

• You're no longer shocked by the most outrageous fashion ever. (Shredded tights, genie-style pants, plaid on plaid on polka dots on lace on sequins, etc.)

• Your clothes and hair smell like weed and you haven't smoked.

• You find weed on your table in the bar. 

• Your mouth tastes like weed and you haven't smoked.

Needless to say, Amsterdam was entertaining.

Heading to Boom, Belgium tomorrow for Tomorrowland, and trying to prepare my brain for the insanity that it will be.  Night!

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